The reasons

The reasons in the morning

Were way more than I knew 

The reasons in the evening 

Are two less than a few

My mama always loved me

I'll always thank her for that

Lots of reasons in the summer 

But they said we're too fat

Enjoy yourself—I love you like a Big Mac

The sweetest bitter nothing that you never ever had

Enjoy yourself—I love you like a Big Mac

The sweetest bitter nothing that you never ever had

I used to hug all the pugs

Righteous fleas called me smug

Five to ten, then ten to two

It's time to rhyme for you and you

The forest family’s start was hardly smart

Raised a son to have fun in the land before time

In time, a sea of make believe turned to humanity as we know it

Know it—we outdid it

Win it—now we’re in it

A tiss of sinful innocence swimming next to fifty fishes too busy to miss the forest for the trees

My papa always loved me

I'll always thank him for that

Lots of reasons in the water

‘Cause they think we're too fat

Enjoy yourself—I love you like a Big Mac

The sweetest bitter nothing that you never ever had

Enjoy yourself—I love you like a Big Mac

The sweetest bitter nothing that you never ever had