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Seoul and Tokyo: "They're better at being human"

Better at being human?! Okay, I say that a bit tongue-in-cheek ... I think. After a trip to Japan, Jim Gaffigan said it well in one of his skits. It takes you less than a day in Tokyo to realize that the basic fiber of living is in many ways more elevated than what you are used to. Running a bit late, my friends and I ran right up to the door of a bus, and the driver sighed. Only then did we notice a marker some TEN feet away, behind which a group of people had already organized themselves into a line and were patiently excusing our ignorance. At the subway we noticed carriages for only women during designated "rush hours" for their greater comfort  😀. And yes, the toilets do make you feel like your country you thought was so developed all your life has actually been (and still is) in the stone age—we're not talking about 4K, AI or rocket science here — just t oilets! Why haven't we perfected the toilet yet? They didn't stop at the toilet, lol. Japan's techno...

The reasons


The reasons in the morning
Were way more than I knew 
The reasons in the evening 
Are two less than a few
My mama always loved me
I'll always thank her for that
Lots of reasons in the summer 
But they said we're too fat



Enjoy yourself—I love you like a Big Mac

The sweetest bitter nothing that you never ever had


Enjoy yourself—I love you like a Big Mac

The sweetest bitter nothing that you never ever had


I used to hug all the pugs

Righteous fleas called me smug

Five to ten, then ten to two

It's time to rhyme for you and you

The forest family’s start was hardly smart

Raised a son to have fun in the land before time

In time, a sea of make believe turned to humanity as we know it

Know it—we outdid it

Win it—now we’re in it

A tiss of sinful innocence swimming next to fifty fishes too busy to miss the forest for the trees

My papa always loved me

I'll always thank him for that

Lots of reasons in the water

‘Cause they think we're too fat


Enjoy yourself—I love you like a Big Mac

The sweetest bitter nothing that you never ever had


Enjoy yourself—I love you like a Big Mac

The sweetest bitter nothing that you never ever had


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